PARAPROSDOKIANS: (Winston Churchill loved them.)

I had to look up "Paraprosdokian". Here is the definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of Paraprosdokian. Now enjoy these: I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.